Wednesday, January 8, 2014

How to cool beer fast. | Columbia Ice

image of bags of ice from Columbia Ice.
Big Bags of Ice.

image of a salt shaker laying on its side.
There is nothing worse than warm beer on a hot summers day.   People have been shot for less.  For the sake of your life and others who decide to throw a party and forget to put the beer on ice this article is for you.  

image of a glass full of water.
Think of bags of ice as little freezers full of even smaller freezers that you have to open to release the cool.  Opening a bag of packaged isn't rocket science.  You grunt, groan and go Hulk Hogan on the bag as you rip the plastic opening apart.  Yes, you can use scissors or a knife, if you want, but where is the fun in that?  You could call 911 and ask to borrow the jaws of life if your heart so desires.  Opening the bag though is only half the battle.

image of beer in a tub without ice, water or salt.
don't forget the beer
You take that open bag of ice and dump it into the sink or beer tubs or the bathtub, etc.  Add a little water just to give the ice the wetness to surround the bottles of beer.  Then comes the SALT as a catalyst to open the doors of the little cubbed ice freezers releasing the cool into the water which then in turn shares the cool with the beer.  No longer are yo0u serving warm beer which as mentioned above is a danger to your life.  Instead friends and family who came to your party will be happy as cool beer dances from the bottle down their throats making everything good.  Good unless you allow them to drive.  We at Columbia Ice frown on drunk driving.  If there was ever DNA that should not be passed on to the next generation it should be a drunk drivers because there is no cure for stupid.

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