First it was the low price of oil meaning no worker ice and now unpredictable weather killing ice sales. Maybe I need to get into the umbrella business. At Columbia Ice we make ice to keep beer cold and umbrellas to keep you dry. If only I could pay workers 10 cents an hour like they do at sweatshops where umbrellas are made.
Would you like a job making umbrellas for 10 cents an hour? Hahaha.. this is a joke btw. I wouldn't actually pay anyone 10 cents. I pay a living wage even for students who are mostly useless.
They call me... I call me
the master iceman.